Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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