love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
There's even glitter on my cock...
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