he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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