wat bout pragnant strippers??
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
