just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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