Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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