it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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