I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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