? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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