Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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