You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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