That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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