so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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