garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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