I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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