i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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