Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we're making bets on your personal life
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize