no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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