the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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