the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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