He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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