I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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