Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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