can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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