you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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