I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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