with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it was like having sex with a tree stump
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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