he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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