I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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