Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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