She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
