So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
