we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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