But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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