He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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