hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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