I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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