it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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