I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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