Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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