I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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