He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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