fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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