my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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