she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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