i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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