I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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