she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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