i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize