Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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