I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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