my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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