We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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