Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Maybe he injected his testicle?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
